You Speeeee-ka Engleeeeshh?

Wai: Hey, me going to France this Sat
Me: Haaaaaa.... For??
Wai: Training again lor.. 1 month
Me: Wah.... Then you have to keep saying 'pa la vous ungles?' <=== Do you speak English? Wai: It's actually 'parlez vous anglais?'
Me: Kkakaka... Ooohhhh...
Wai: Kekeke... Good thing they're not sending you.. Otherwise sure die liao...
Me: Yah lor. I'd probably be swearing at them instead of asking if they could speak English or not
Wai: Hahaha... In that case you can ask them something like 'Poutarde! Vous parlez anglais?!?!?!'
Me: What's that??
Wai: Wait.. I think I just said... 'Bastard! You speak English?!?!?!' Hahhaa....
Me: Wah.. How do you pronounce? Pou-tar-deh?
Wai: Poo-tart
Me: More like poo-fart
Wai: Say Poo - Tart. Hehehe...
Me: Eeeyerrr... Poo flavoured tart...
Wai: Now can recognise a few swear words in French liao... Very handy..

Poo tart poo tart poo tart poo tart poo tart poo tart... Kkakakakkakaka......